Currently Reviewing: Welcome to the NHK
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What We’ve Said Recently
- Maison Ikkoku eps 1 & 2 January 1, 2021
- Patlabor OVA ep 2 of 7: “Long Shot” January 4, 2020
- Love You ‘Til Tuesday (1969) January 3, 2020
- Halloween II January 2, 2020
- Patlabor OVA ep 1 of 7: “Second Unit, Move Out!” January 1, 2020
- Episode 23: Welcome to Misaki and Episode 24: Welcome to the NHK July 1, 2017
- Vinyl – Hipster Affectation, Archival Format, Late Stage Capitalism Freak Out January 16, 2017
- Federale – They can Even do it Live January 15, 2017
- Episode 21: Welcome to the Reset and Episode 22: Welcome to God! January 14, 2017
- Lazy Friday Videos (warning:drumsolos) January 13, 2017
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Film Archive
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Alien 3
Posted on February 14, 2014 | No Comments“My favorite scene is the one when the bald guy gets killed.” – Dave Smith What a miserable, boring slog this film is. What a senseless, inert and strange experience. […] -
Aliens
Posted on February 6, 2014 | No CommentsMovies used to be better. That does not mean old movies are uniformly perfect. It does not mean movies can be made the same way they used to be. You […] -
Stoker
Posted on January 30, 2014 | No CommentsStoker is an extended, misguided homage to one of Hitchcock’s, or anyone’s, finest films, Shadow of a Doubt. Both films are about how the approach of a distant Uncle Charlie […] -
Carrie
Posted on January 25, 2014 | No CommentsCarrie is a funny and frightening film. Brian De Palma, the director, turns Stephen King’s novel, itself a female-dominated Rage (King, 1974), into a semi-satiric teen opera without any of […] -
8mm
Posted on January 24, 2014 | No CommentsNotable characters Tom Welles (P.I., nominal hero): is an edgy average man; usually speaks in a somnambulant monotone when not overly and self-righteously indignant; smokes behind his wife’s back; went […] -
Red Line 7000
Posted on January 21, 2014 | No CommentsRed Line 7000 (1965) runs out of gas before it starts. The story is soap—love and death among the beautiful racecar drivers. The cast, mostly comprising then-unknowns, is stiff. The interactions between […] -
Alien
Posted on January 20, 2014 | No CommentsWe should be in the golden age of cinematic imagination, shouldn’t we? Computers should have unlocked the visual genius of dozens, maybe hundreds of filmmakers, who astonish us with incredibly […] -
Kandagawa Pervert Wars
Posted on January 12, 2014 | No CommentsIt’s not hard to see why the pornographers Kiyoshi Kurosawa was working for were none too pleased with his output. While it fits the parameters of the soft-core material – […] -
Ride Lonesome
Posted on January 9, 2014 | No CommentsPre-dating the revisionist westerns we know and love, Ride Lonesome is that rare thing — a cheap chamber western shot in CinemaScope in Lone Pine, California, starring Randolph Scott. Basically, it’s a […] -
The Excitement of the Do Re Mi Fa Girl
Posted on January 1, 2014 | No CommentsBreaking into the movies, getting to actually do that for a living means, for many artists, doing whatever work you can get. In America, that generally entails that you make […]