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2003 Archive
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The Voices Of A Distant Star
Posted on February 4, 2013 | No CommentsMakoto Shinkai’s work has been compared to Miyazaki’s – a very strange comparison that I can’t see having any real basis in Makoto’s films. Both men have individual directing voices, […] -
Explosions in the Sky – The Earth Is Not A Cold Dead Place
Posted on May 31, 2010 | No CommentsThe tools with which Explosions in the Sky make their sound have been available almost since the beginning of rock & roll. Their first three albums consist of two guitars, […] -
Freddy Vs. Jason
Posted on August 31, 2005 | No CommentsAfter Freddy Kruger monologues about why people stopped believing in him (because you weren’t bringing in the bucks, sweetie), we see a beauty at Crystal Lake, taking her shirt off. […] -
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Posted on April 30, 2005 | No CommentsSo I rent The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, version 2003. I watch it with my roommate. He didn’t see the original, but we are stunned. We’re stunned at how bad this […] -
Zatoichi
Posted on March 29, 2005 | No CommentsZatoichi is Kitano’s bloodiest and most accessible film. It’s about a blind swordsman who wanders the countryside, performing acts of heroism. Kitano uses stock elements of chambara (the samurai period […] -
Darkness Falls
Posted on April 2, 2004 | No CommentsWhat a horror film tells us is that we’re afraid of the dark for a reason. Primal, irrational, pre- or proto-religious terrors are justified, because they are based on perceived […] -
Bubba Ho-Tep
Posted on December 17, 2003 | No CommentsThis is one of the strangest and most delightful tabloid ideas... -
28 Days Later
Posted on November 20, 2003 | No CommentsRichard Matheson should sue. For years his best idea has been making other people a ton of money, and I Am Legend, one of the top five or six horror […] -
Kill Bill
Posted on November 16, 2003 | No Comments#7 Bad art is depressing. So is good art. The art that counts is the one that triggers a response. #4 Q & U look the same. Side-eyed, tall, and […] -
DarkWolf
Posted on June 17, 2003 | No CommentsThis may not be the worst movie I've seen, but it could be...